Thursday, February 12, 2009

My FaVouRitE LeCtUrE ClaSs

i hAvE a veRy intErEstinG lEctUrEr ..
tEacHing EnginEerinG Ceraramcs ( sUpoSsinGly EnginEerinG CerAmiCs , bUt thAt's wat pRintEd in thE nOtEs GiVeN fOr tOpiC 3 )
hE lOveS tO tEll a lot oF stOrieS ..
hE lOveS StaRwArS .. (sEe hiS hAirstyLe)
hE tAlkS likE a dRunk bAd lAd ...
tAlkS bOut thE .. dAmN nO wOrd cOminG oUt fRoM hiS moUth iS makinG aNy SenSe..
aNd hE's gOt a tYpicAl sLaNg of eNgliSh ..

i'll shArE wAt hE tElls in claSs ...





" So toDay i will tiSh* yOu aLL hOw tHe ... tHe ..
err .. err .. ok .. lEts staRts with fluOridE stRucTurE ..
fluOridE iS an eleMeNt yOu sEe ..
nOrmally in gasEouS fOrM ..
sO .. whAt dO yOu tHinK flUoriDe loOks liKe ??
izzit gAs ... or liQuid ?

tish = teach





"wHen thE atOms aRe all pAcKed toGethEr witH tHe tEtEkheDrOn*..
it'S like ..
hAve yOu sEen stAr wArS ?? whEn thE .. thE ..aliEn and tHe .. (vOicE gEttinG sOftEr)
(aftEr 4 sEcOnds ....)
u sEe ..
sO leTs mOve oN to tHe neX toPic .. "

tEtEkheDrOn* = tEtRaheDroN




"So u sEe ... hEre got fOur atOmic pArticlEs .. (as shOwn in piC)
1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ...
sO fOur meAns .. hOw mAny ? clAsS ? "

(Ans : 4)





"AaAaAa ~~~ "
"AaAaAa ~~~ "
" Ahh tHe diAmoNd stRuctUrE weu aRranGe iN a wAy SaS* tHat
all in cRystaLLiNe stRuCtuRe .."
" liKE ... ok .. sO ... hEre .. hEre .. hEre ..3 atoMs "

weu = will
SaS* = sUch



"CaN yOu SeE mE ?? ClaSs ? "





" i gRaduAtEd fRoM LivErpOo ..
whEn yAll stiLL smAll .. wHat yEar yAll bOrn ??
1988? i gRaduAtEd siNcE 1978 ..
So it'S 10 yEarS bEfOre yall bOrn riGht ??
yall oNly hOw old tHat tiMe ??
stiLL a littLe kid rigHt ?? "

lifE's hArd ..
i hOpe oNe dAy hE cAn actuAlly uNdErstaNds wHat hE's sayinG ..

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