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ok so girls are always touched and even burst into tears when they hear a man giving a speech saying something like "Without the help of my wife..i wont be able to be here tonight... she has helped me a lot .. " .. is this touching and lovely?

touching and lovely??

what if he's not honoring his wife?? what if he "really means it"?? imagine the wife really has to do all the work like getting him some beers in 7-11 or shaving his armpits and so on ..doing all the hard work or maybe helping him out just like a manager and a worker and not refering to the support and intimacy of their relationship..(ok u might think duhh who wants a husband like this ..but i've seen a lot of girls dying for money and fame..there are girls living like this for sure.. just dont argue what the wife is like now.. for the sake of my argument)

damn there's a lot of ambiguities that we couldnt see because we love to assume or speculate and we are so stereotype ( positive and negative) that we are numb to everything .. human are all stereotype ..those who dont think they are not .. would either be a hypocrite, moron or an asshole.. ALL OF US ARE STEREOTYPE ..

famous stereotype statements you have 101% possibly made in your life as a stereotype :

1. "all his stuffs are original" .. even when u're not sure ..coz all you know is that he's RICH ..

2. "malay are stupid," .. well if you are smarter than them u should be only keeping this statement in your head .. (or between your housemates)

3. "he don really have to study but still he will score well.. i've always know that he's smart" .. well i can guarantee you know nothing man..

4. " like that cannot one laaa!! " fuck you ..

5. " study hard and you'll be successful " .. aww sounds like a pile of shit with strawberry toppings..

6. " 6÷2(1+2)=1" .. u sure? ( i firmly confident that it's 1 by the way.. but i just say that the answer is 9 to those who think its 1 and vice versa .. so that the debate can keep on going )

7. " dont find skinny guy har my daughter, they are unhealthy and cant even protect you, wind blow nia fly away d lor *giggle* " well a fitter person can smash your daughter's head to the wall much better than any skinny people..

8. "fat people are slow and dumb " .. well now u start to agree with me that we are all stereotype ...

if you believe that you never said any of these 8 statements..i reckon that you have high potential of getting Alzheimer's disease .. or you're a very well established hypocrite .. there are a lot more stereotype .. and its fun to crank stereotype jokes .. but some are instilled with stereotype so firmly that they do believe some bullshit .. like some people that believed wrestling is real and Asians are weak ..

btw, back to the speech thingy.. do you admire his wife after he said those touching lines? or do you admire him more, even he said he couldnt do it without his wife?? well words are kinda cunning ..there's always room for interpretations..its based on stereotype.. that people that are successful enough to give a speech are good people and awesome .. give it a break people ..give it a break..

also.. im giving myself a new nickname ..it's Ethan .. coz Stan doesnt sound right after graduation and felt a bit strange to me if u call it along with my sir name ..ok shut up.. start calling me Ethan if u love to call me by names other than my chinese-translated english name ..like u have hard times remembering my full name .. coz English name sounds better and classy too ( stereotype )

Doom's Day

so been reading the news.. bout earthquakes, flood and lots of disaster ..

and there are bold claims that we are going to fade away from Earth on 21st May this year...

or 21st December 2012 according to the Maya calendar cycle ..

many of us are afraid ..

some sceptical ..

some think all these are bullshits ..

some pray hard to avoid all these ..

some doesnt even care ...

well the thing is ..

what are we trying to do all these while to prevent this?

haha .. we did a lot actually ..

but for any mighty power sake ..

doom's day gonna be here one day ..

and if everything's true ..

too bad it happens in our generation ! 21/5/2011 or 21/12/2012 ..

that's all ..

if we all really die on 21/5/2011..

well i guess ... we all really die !

what's so big deal about it?

are we so special than other living creature??

why when comes to chicken it's an OMELETTE but when comes to human it's ABORTION ?

what makes you think we are so special ? the homo sapiens ..

if you think u are special than a chicken ..

tell me 10 ways how u are special than a chicken now !

u cant do it can you?

well coz we are just part of this nature and awesome ecosystem ..

we are not special at all !

we are just part of nature ..

don take nature as something outside you ..

like LETS GO FOR A NATURE WALK ..

it's INSIDE you ..

you gotta be living with nature ..

not seperating nature from you ..

we are just part of nature ..

dont make up stories like we are from god or wat ..

well if we talk bout civilization ..

we are TYPE 0 civilization according to Kardashev scale ..

well specifically 0.7 .. not even Type 1 yet..

which means we cant even manipulate the energy of the Earth ..

like the weather, volcano eruption or tsunami etc etc..

there are TYPE 2 and type 3 or maybe type 4 civilization out in the universe ..

but certainly that is not god ..

i believe that would be some super aliens that might be able to harvest energy from black holes for instance ..

if it is god ..

he's really not doing a great job ..

it's arrogant to say that we are by far the most intelligent creature by having religion and all the cultures..

coz there are freaking zillions of galaxies out there ..

probability of having planets like Earth in the universe is really huge .. i assume it to be 3%..

so there would be like at least 30 billion earth out there if we have a zillion galaxies ..

well what im trying to say is ..

let it be ..

just let Doom's Day happen ..

everything has an end to itself ..

dont really have to relate it to anything ..

well u can ask why Doom's day is here ..

but it will only sound like u are asking why are we here?

u noe??

we all have answers for that ..

and you are not smart for having those answers..

all the answers are from different perspective ..

you can explain why are we here from science, religion or imagination..

and in the end .. DOESNT REALLY MATTERS..

just spend the time given to you and do the best you can do in your life ..

dont worry bout doom's day..

you will doom faster than the time the world will doom if you worry bout doom's day coz you are dooming your world yourself ..

dinosaurs are doomed so long ago ..

many things had doomed last time ..

it's not something new ..

we just phrase it Doom's Day and make it as if the first ever event happening on Earth ..

well RELATIVELY ..it is ..

this is the first time homo sapiens are dooming ..

but it's fine ..

coz it must come to an end for everything ..

except for plastics ..

and doom's day simply means we all die ..

the Earth will still be here ..

it wont go anywhere just because we died ..

we are nothing ..

dont think too much ..

the Earth will doom itself too ..

but far longer than us ..

everything has to come to an end ..

even this post..

Alpha Body

So while i was trying to load a video in youtube ..

i heard whispering voices coming out from the room ..

i tried to ignore but gosh the youtube video just doesnt move at all !

so i decided to check out where the noise came from ..

and damn! when i opened the door ..

i saw teng chia wei PPS-ing steven chow's movie ..

so i cursed ..

then he laughed and ask me no need to online d ..

somehow i agreed with it ..

and i end up here coz internet speed doesnt really matter here ..

later i'm going home to Alok Staq ! ( yeaaaaaaaaaaaa!! )

along with teng chia wei, ah pang, me, neo and yann !!

total up ..

how many of us ??

5 ?

nahhh !! only 2 ..

suppose to be 6 ..

but Stan couldnt join us back today ...

so yea ..

that's why i din say a word when teng chia wei PPS ..

coz i still gotta chat with him for 6 more hours intimately in his car ..

although i hate to look into his face right now ..

man he spoil my day by PPS-ing and not letting me to youtube my favourite channel !

gosh stomachache at this time ..

gonna be late for uni ..

just nice =)

by the way..

read this twister tongue out LOUD AND CLEAR for 10 times k ...

ALPHA KENNY BODY =)

it's refering to a fren of mine named Kenny who has an Alpha Body ..

read it out loud and clear ..

for as much times as u need ..

to eventually make urself happy ..

bye!

Fishy cats

Does cat really love to eat fish ?

or WE PEOPLE love to see cat to eat fish ?

cats are born on land .. they won't see fishes for their entire life most probably ..

so this is the thing happening around us ..

we have all been listening .. and listening ..

like birds flying in flocks ..

fishes swimming in groups ..

and those migrating zebras ..

they do that in flocks or groups coz they wanna minimize their death risks ..

coz if you're a zebra and you're in the group ..

it's hard for the lion to pick u out from the group ..

you're in the 'club' ..

so eventually u're safe..

you know?

like u wanna pick a sand particle out from the beach ..

u cant pick out the exact one you wanted ..

well unless u look closely enough ..

that's not the case for the zebra ..

know why?

coz they are running when the lion is coming ..

anyway ..

that's not the case for us either ..

so why do we listen like a sheep ?

does cat really love to eat fish ?

how sure are you about that?

what fishes do they love to eat?

goldfish ?

tuna ?

who knows maybe we're big fishes to them too ..

just that they dont eat us coz we're too huge ..

don't trust what you listen most of the time ..

trust is what u think is right ..

but truth sometimes goes in the opposite way..

and we often make mistakes before realizing the truths ..

the thing is ..

it's fine ..

you don't have to worry to make mistakes ..

or having different opinions from the sheeps ..

they listen to their shepherd ..

YOU listen to your own brain ..

your brain is wayyyyyy better than those sheeps' ..

think and question yourself ..

before you do anything ..

cat love you as long as you feed her ..

lol cats are feminine by the way ..

that's why i use 'her' ..

if you feed your cat chicken meat with fish flavor..

they'll thought it's fish ..

hahaha ..

anyhow i'm not sure why people say cats love to eat fish ..

it might be true ..

it might not ..

i'm not sure ..

but my point is ..

just maximize the usage of your gifted brain ..

it's the most powerful asset of your life ..

and don't worry that your brain might get lower in price if you used them too much..

coz it's not like your car ..

and no one is going to sell your brain after you die ..

so yea.. dont keep it brand new ..

i know some still keep it sealed with plastic ..

make use of it ..

even when you're not thinking ..

(+++++++)

i wanna do braces....

hehe..

coz my teeth are too appealing and it's frustrating that girls keep stalking at me..

coz those girls know the sensation of kissing a guy with teeth like me ..

hahaha .. and they loved it i think ..

am i right ??

(ok say whatever u like.. haha)

arghhh i wanna get my teeth fixed ...

private clinics costing me rm4000 plusss plusss ..

wish i could get some cash from parents..

but i'm 23 now ...

hehehe..

i registered for the government one ..

they said will call me in around ...say 3 years??

geeeee doc i wanna get married d ..

3 years waiting + 3 years treatment = 6 years ..

your service is terribly horrible ..

such a long waiting list?

hmm reminds me of how bad Malaysians teeth looks like..

some have 2 rows of teeth ..

for effective digestion i guess..

some teeth are crooked like gosh u don even wanna imagine ..

some .. they have all kind of funny teeth in one mouth ..

u can draw different smiley expressions on each and every tooth ..

the orientation of those tooth will surely fit the smileys..

and some crooked alternately i think ..

like the grinding teeth of a meat-mincing machine..

as for me.. i'm having a vampire set of teeth ..

with the upper jaw's slighty exposing ..

and girls' thought i'm one of the Twilight saga fans..

and they simply admire me for that ..

frustrating .. i don have time for them really .. im busy ..

guess ..

i better start sending my wish to the Make-A-Wish Foundation ..

hope i could find one clinic kind enough to let me do bracing less than rm3k ..

damn stainless steel costs only rm14 per kg ..

why when comes to putting it around my teeth it became so expensive?

aikzz..

i wan those steel fences on my teeth right now ..

coz i love bling bling ... ---> yea right..

o . O

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11/1/11 God is a boy

love the calm i'm feeling now ..sitting in my living room alone thinking of nothing, feeling nothing, and it's really cold and dark out there and quiet i swear i can hear the clock ticking .. but i just love to think whether it's necessary or not .. factual or imaginary .. we just gotta keep our brains working don't we .. that's what makes us looking forward for tomorrow after all ..

well tonite crapped a lot with my vintage friend chia wei .. perhaps we were talking shits and we din even know what we were discussing about but hell yea shit flows out from the mouth like verbal diarrhea .. especially after we finish one bucket of tiger beer .. samantha was tagged along but she had wrong medicine and i guess her eyes gonna be like the frog in Fish-a-fish again .. hope she's doing well with the injured chin and the allergy.. god bless her .. speaking of God .. it reminds me a lot bout george carlin's comedies .. talking bout everyday's life ..particularly on religion and god ..

one thing bout religion that i dont understand is well said by him .. he says.. if we pray and we din get what we wanted.. we would say that it's god's will .. but if it's god's will .. why the hell we fucking pray at the very first place? why dont just go straight to his will ?? haha ..funny .. and i think religion is just to control human brains.. history tells everything .. Chinese emperors used to tell ppl that they're of God's children ... just to scare the shit out from the people and make them roll over just like that when they're asked to ..same shit goes to europe where they scam human minds half a millennium ago ..telling them stupid lies by interpreting from the holy books.. u see, those books are full of room for various interpretations .. and it's bad.. it's like breadsticks with 9 flavours but all looked the same .. everyone is eating same breadstick but everyone doesnt get the same taste .. i can tell you it's strawberry but the mouse that ate the other breadstick will tell you it's lemon flavour..so how are u suppose to judge that? one day if i die because i don believe in religion, i have no regrets at all .. coz i just don wan to worship something or get intact with it .. if i ever do so ... believe me it's just for the sake of tradition .. just an identity.. something like my IC ..

and god is just a place for u to hang on when u are lost .. if u can see anything that u can hang on when u're lost then that would be your god.. look around .. some soft toys might be good .. god is not someone watching over you from heaven or what so ever ..if he does he's not at all good at it .. u can do better watching over yourself .. and many ppl who believed in god doesnt really make any sense to me .. coz whenever they're lost they will straight away say ... IT'S GOD WILL .. GOD MADE IT .. GOD-ZILLA .. or whenever something is good ... GOD MADE IT .. when it's bad ... SATAN !!!! and again, george carlin ... " God will punish you and sends you to hell if u do anything wrong ..let u burn, suffer, suffocate, scream, torture, burn and toast you down ther.. but HE LOVES YOU ! ' so wat the hell is tat ..

and one more thing bout our mind ... is that .. we tend to be confused between KNOWING and BELIEVING .. you see a chair and you KNOW the chair will NOT break if u sit on it .. but if you BELIEVE the chair will break .. u wont sit at it .. that's the huge difference when it inteferes with your decisions .. many ppl these days BELIEVE and KNOW but they choose to BELIEVE.. that's why some religious ppl lost their state of mind to THINK ..everything they say comes out from the books.. either quoting it directly to explain some incidents or just speaking it out in colourful ways...

conclusion .. it's make believe.. lol i dono why i crapped bout this ..but i'm really feeling uneasy seeing ppl so devoted to something which i think ... is better remain served as a guidance and good moral values ONLY .. nothing more than that .. GUIDANCE and GOOD MORAL VALUES as in what u learn from lion king, incredible hulk, king kong, humpty dumpty and so on .. ok finally im tired.. goodnite ..