Alpha Body

So while i was trying to load a video in youtube ..

i heard whispering voices coming out from the room ..

i tried to ignore but gosh the youtube video just doesnt move at all !

so i decided to check out where the noise came from ..

and damn! when i opened the door ..

i saw teng chia wei PPS-ing steven chow's movie ..

so i cursed ..

then he laughed and ask me no need to online d ..

somehow i agreed with it ..

and i end up here coz internet speed doesnt really matter here ..

later i'm going home to Alok Staq ! ( yeaaaaaaaaaaaa!! )

along with teng chia wei, ah pang, me, neo and yann !!

total up ..

how many of us ??

5 ?

nahhh !! only 2 ..

suppose to be 6 ..

but Stan couldnt join us back today ...

so yea ..

that's why i din say a word when teng chia wei PPS ..

coz i still gotta chat with him for 6 more hours intimately in his car ..

although i hate to look into his face right now ..

man he spoil my day by PPS-ing and not letting me to youtube my favourite channel !

gosh stomachache at this time ..

gonna be late for uni ..

just nice =)

by the way..

read this twister tongue out LOUD AND CLEAR for 10 times k ...

ALPHA KENNY BODY =)

it's refering to a fren of mine named Kenny who has an Alpha Body ..

read it out loud and clear ..

for as much times as u need ..

to eventually make urself happy ..

bye!

Fishy cats

Does cat really love to eat fish ?

or WE PEOPLE love to see cat to eat fish ?

cats are born on land .. they won't see fishes for their entire life most probably ..

so this is the thing happening around us ..

we have all been listening .. and listening ..

like birds flying in flocks ..

fishes swimming in groups ..

and those migrating zebras ..

they do that in flocks or groups coz they wanna minimize their death risks ..

coz if you're a zebra and you're in the group ..

it's hard for the lion to pick u out from the group ..

you're in the 'club' ..

so eventually u're safe..

you know?

like u wanna pick a sand particle out from the beach ..

u cant pick out the exact one you wanted ..

well unless u look closely enough ..

that's not the case for the zebra ..

know why?

coz they are running when the lion is coming ..

anyway ..

that's not the case for us either ..

so why do we listen like a sheep ?

does cat really love to eat fish ?

how sure are you about that?

what fishes do they love to eat?

goldfish ?

tuna ?

who knows maybe we're big fishes to them too ..

just that they dont eat us coz we're too huge ..

don't trust what you listen most of the time ..

trust is what u think is right ..

but truth sometimes goes in the opposite way..

and we often make mistakes before realizing the truths ..

the thing is ..

it's fine ..

you don't have to worry to make mistakes ..

or having different opinions from the sheeps ..

they listen to their shepherd ..

YOU listen to your own brain ..

your brain is wayyyyyy better than those sheeps' ..

think and question yourself ..

before you do anything ..

cat love you as long as you feed her ..

lol cats are feminine by the way ..

that's why i use 'her' ..

if you feed your cat chicken meat with fish flavor..

they'll thought it's fish ..

hahaha ..

anyhow i'm not sure why people say cats love to eat fish ..

it might be true ..

it might not ..

i'm not sure ..

but my point is ..

just maximize the usage of your gifted brain ..

it's the most powerful asset of your life ..

and don't worry that your brain might get lower in price if you used them too much..

coz it's not like your car ..

and no one is going to sell your brain after you die ..

so yea.. dont keep it brand new ..

i know some still keep it sealed with plastic ..

make use of it ..

even when you're not thinking ..

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i wanna do braces....

hehe..

coz my teeth are too appealing and it's frustrating that girls keep stalking at me..

coz those girls know the sensation of kissing a guy with teeth like me ..

hahaha .. and they loved it i think ..

am i right ??

(ok say whatever u like.. haha)

arghhh i wanna get my teeth fixed ...

private clinics costing me rm4000 plusss plusss ..

wish i could get some cash from parents..

but i'm 23 now ...

hehehe..

i registered for the government one ..

they said will call me in around ...say 3 years??

geeeee doc i wanna get married d ..

3 years waiting + 3 years treatment = 6 years ..

your service is terribly horrible ..

such a long waiting list?

hmm reminds me of how bad Malaysians teeth looks like..

some have 2 rows of teeth ..

for effective digestion i guess..

some teeth are crooked like gosh u don even wanna imagine ..

some .. they have all kind of funny teeth in one mouth ..

u can draw different smiley expressions on each and every tooth ..

the orientation of those tooth will surely fit the smileys..

and some crooked alternately i think ..

like the grinding teeth of a meat-mincing machine..

as for me.. i'm having a vampire set of teeth ..

with the upper jaw's slighty exposing ..

and girls' thought i'm one of the Twilight saga fans..

and they simply admire me for that ..

frustrating .. i don have time for them really .. im busy ..

guess ..

i better start sending my wish to the Make-A-Wish Foundation ..

hope i could find one clinic kind enough to let me do bracing less than rm3k ..

damn stainless steel costs only rm14 per kg ..

why when comes to putting it around my teeth it became so expensive?

aikzz..

i wan those steel fences on my teeth right now ..

coz i love bling bling ... ---> yea right..

o . O

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11/1/11 God is a boy

love the calm i'm feeling now ..sitting in my living room alone thinking of nothing, feeling nothing, and it's really cold and dark out there and quiet i swear i can hear the clock ticking .. but i just love to think whether it's necessary or not .. factual or imaginary .. we just gotta keep our brains working don't we .. that's what makes us looking forward for tomorrow after all ..

well tonite crapped a lot with my vintage friend chia wei .. perhaps we were talking shits and we din even know what we were discussing about but hell yea shit flows out from the mouth like verbal diarrhea .. especially after we finish one bucket of tiger beer .. samantha was tagged along but she had wrong medicine and i guess her eyes gonna be like the frog in Fish-a-fish again .. hope she's doing well with the injured chin and the allergy.. god bless her .. speaking of God .. it reminds me a lot bout george carlin's comedies .. talking bout everyday's life ..particularly on religion and god ..

one thing bout religion that i dont understand is well said by him .. he says.. if we pray and we din get what we wanted.. we would say that it's god's will .. but if it's god's will .. why the hell we fucking pray at the very first place? why dont just go straight to his will ?? haha ..funny .. and i think religion is just to control human brains.. history tells everything .. Chinese emperors used to tell ppl that they're of God's children ... just to scare the shit out from the people and make them roll over just like that when they're asked to ..same shit goes to europe where they scam human minds half a millennium ago ..telling them stupid lies by interpreting from the holy books.. u see, those books are full of room for various interpretations .. and it's bad.. it's like breadsticks with 9 flavours but all looked the same .. everyone is eating same breadstick but everyone doesnt get the same taste .. i can tell you it's strawberry but the mouse that ate the other breadstick will tell you it's lemon flavour..so how are u suppose to judge that? one day if i die because i don believe in religion, i have no regrets at all .. coz i just don wan to worship something or get intact with it .. if i ever do so ... believe me it's just for the sake of tradition .. just an identity.. something like my IC ..

and god is just a place for u to hang on when u are lost .. if u can see anything that u can hang on when u're lost then that would be your god.. look around .. some soft toys might be good .. god is not someone watching over you from heaven or what so ever ..if he does he's not at all good at it .. u can do better watching over yourself .. and many ppl who believed in god doesnt really make any sense to me .. coz whenever they're lost they will straight away say ... IT'S GOD WILL .. GOD MADE IT .. GOD-ZILLA .. or whenever something is good ... GOD MADE IT .. when it's bad ... SATAN !!!! and again, george carlin ... " God will punish you and sends you to hell if u do anything wrong ..let u burn, suffer, suffocate, scream, torture, burn and toast you down ther.. but HE LOVES YOU ! ' so wat the hell is tat ..

and one more thing bout our mind ... is that .. we tend to be confused between KNOWING and BELIEVING .. you see a chair and you KNOW the chair will NOT break if u sit on it .. but if you BELIEVE the chair will break .. u wont sit at it .. that's the huge difference when it inteferes with your decisions .. many ppl these days BELIEVE and KNOW but they choose to BELIEVE.. that's why some religious ppl lost their state of mind to THINK ..everything they say comes out from the books.. either quoting it directly to explain some incidents or just speaking it out in colourful ways...

conclusion .. it's make believe.. lol i dono why i crapped bout this ..but i'm really feeling uneasy seeing ppl so devoted to something which i think ... is better remain served as a guidance and good moral values ONLY .. nothing more than that .. GUIDANCE and GOOD MORAL VALUES as in what u learn from lion king, incredible hulk, king kong, humpty dumpty and so on .. ok finally im tired.. goodnite ..